INGREDIENTS two and a half pounds shrimp fucketonne garlic five medium hotte green peppers one fucken hotte habanero pepper shittetonne chopped cilantro one cup dry white wine hugeasse splash corenwijn (or bourbon or rye) juice of one lime olive oil milk salt to taste tortillas (our usual is Nixtamal) avocado savoy cabbage queso fresco limes …

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Roberts went along with upholding the health care law because he knows that to have overturned it 5-4 would so severely have discredited the Supreme Court that it would have interfered with his ability to obtain policy goals that really matter to the plutocrats he serves (who really don’t give the slightest flying fucke about …

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Here is a teevee ad with Derek Jeter selling some fucken car: When he says the following, the second sentence sounds grammatically wrong to me, as if it refers incorrectly to the antecedent of the first sentence: Everything looks good in pinstripes. So can you. Is this because “you” is referring back to “everything”, but …

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We are a country of entitled greedy selfish whining pigs with no sense of shared responsibility for our common fate. This is exactly what the Republican Party has been aiming for with decades of propaganda designed to divide natural allies and convince people that *their* needs and desires are legitimate purposes of government, but those …

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Last night I dreamt that my skin was turning to sequins. It was fucken freaky.