I stopped stabbing myself in the goddamn motherfucken eye with a rusty ice pick dipped in turpentine.
Monthly Archive: May 2012
May 24 2012
Question For Readers
Is the idea of this commercial that the music is so fucken horrible that the only way to tolerate it is to imagine you are on the beach instead of a shitty claustrophobic nightclub listening to the terrible fake band? Because otherwise I am not getting it.
May 21 2012
Luck
Is this dude extraordinarily lucky, or extraordinarily unlucky? A man plunged at least 180 feet over Niagara Falls and survived, becoming only the fourth person known to have gone over without a safety device and live. Niagara Parks Police say witnesses reported seeing the man climb over a railing at 10:20 a.m. Monday and “deliberately …
May 20 2012
How You Know You’re Fucken Old
I have never heard of a single member of the Saturday Night Live cast.
May 19 2012
Wait! Wut???
Aerosmith’s frontman Steven Tyler just appeared in a fucken commercial for motherfucken Burger King????? Really??? whoah
May 19 2012
hatred
I obviously don’t know Joe Buck personally, but with every word that comes out of his mouth, I truly despise him for his utterances.
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