Question For Readers

Is the idea of this commercial that the music is so fucken horrible that the only way to tolerate it is to imagine you are on the beach instead of a shitty claustrophobic nightclub listening to the terrible fake band? Because otherwise I am not getting it.

Luck

Is this dude extraordinarily lucky, or extraordinarily unlucky?

A man plunged at least 180 feet over Niagara Falls and survived, becoming only the fourth person known to have gone over without a safety device and live.

Niagara Parks Police say witnesses reported seeing the man climb over a railing at 10:20 a.m. Monday and “deliberately jump” into the Niagara River 20 to 30 feet above the Horseshoe Falls. Authorities believe it was a failed suicide attempt, according to CBS affiliate WIVB in Buffalo, N.Y.