May 31 2012

Comment Spam Poetry

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Something about this comment spam was really very lyrically appealing to me:

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blindrobin

June 1, 2012 at 3:05 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

Ah, a grammatical squatters shack, beautiful in it’s fragility and born from need and base desire. Indeed.
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revjimbob

June 1, 2012 at 5:09 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

Where is Beatles band?
- Samuel K Amphong
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=8)-DX

June 1, 2012 at 5:54 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

I love me some spam poetry. Here’s some of I’ve received:

Youth, that this universe is under my sway.’ seeing, overheard
him talking to miss dutton about the thus baffled, vrihatkshatra,
o bharata, pierced her waist, and her shoulders. And there
she lay with dread. For controlling these men, the selfborn
comfort in those i went away confounded by the at their
head, and bhurisrava, and somadatta, mlechecha armies one
after vaisampayana said, she comes, i won’t see hershan’t
begin by nursing henry warner’s merry jokes had called forth
more the stage spellbound, to the hotel door with the and
which was filled with carbonic acid gas, an voice choked
with tears and drawing deep breaths, a mighty river filled
with fresh golden lotuses. Hither, a damsel decked in a
necklace of gold?.

So fragrant and oriental. OK one more:

Life was better when i was younger, and with this secret potion, life seems young again.
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Cuttlefish

June 1, 2012 at 6:45 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

I just can’t compete with the pros…
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Loquaxe

June 2, 2012 at 4:02 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

I don’t know who the pros are. Never met them. But I think you can compete with anyone, Cutefish.