Henry Rollins is the host of a motherfucken animal show on National Geographic?
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Daniel Fincke
May 27, 2012 at 2:57 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Is it about pigs?
Daniel Fincke
May 27, 2012 at 2:57 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
The link didn’t go through: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9WR3zT3G94
'Tis Himself
May 27, 2012 at 3:06 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
So? Without knowing jackshit about Rollins, why should we give a fuck?
physioprof
May 27, 2012 at 3:09 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
So? Without knowing jackshit about Rollins, why should we give a fuck?
So? Without knowing jackeshitte about you, why should we give a fucke whether you feel that you have been provided sufficient reason to give a fucke or not?
tort
May 27, 2012 at 3:47 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I know whenever I want to know about a famous person I ask the old guy who speaks in incoherent swearing.
slc1
May 27, 2012 at 4:42 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I assume that the fucken Yankee fan was referring to a fucken rap artist named Henry Rollins.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Rollins
'Tis Himself
May 27, 2012 at 4:47 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
You know, physioprof, your cutesy-wootsey spelling of fuck just shows what an all-around asshole you are. Don’t you know how to spell fuck? Or are you too fucking precious to spell it right? I realize these choices are not mutually exclusive.
blindrobin
May 27, 2012 at 5:44 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
@’Tis Himself
это товарищ профессор физики синдром Туретта и кулинарное шоу.
physioprof
May 27, 2012 at 6:22 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
это товарищ профессор физики синдром Туретта и кулинарное шоу.
What are you, some kind of cueken soviet communist??? BANNED!!!!!!!!
Dougthebox
May 27, 2012 at 6:33 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Banned for being a “soviet communist”?
1954 called, they want their paranoia back.
So much for the concept of Freethought Blogs.
If you had taken the trouble to google translate:
это товарищ профессор физики синдром Туретта и кулинарное шоу
Translates to:
a fellow physics professor Tourette syndrome and show cooking.
blindrobin
May 28, 2012 at 3:10 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
So easy button to push. But so many questions. So much ambiguity so post in clipped Russian. Physiology or Physics who knows? What’s sweeping Who knows? It’s more like “This is comrade physics professor’s Tourette’s Syndrome and cooking show”, but then Russian is weird and my grammar is anything but perfect.
Drivebyposter
May 28, 2012 at 5:07 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
@ 10
Wow. Really? You thought he was being serious? God damn.
Steven Bollinger
May 28, 2012 at 5:56 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
“the old guy who speaks in incoherent swearing”
I must admit, when I read that, for a second I wasn’t sure whether it referred to physioprof or Henry Rollins.
You know what, I’m still not completely sure. And I’m a newbie on this thread and I’m not sure I’ve gotten the hang of it yet. Is the idea basically to let off steam by verbally abusing anyone who asks a question? (I actually had a thread somewhat like that once in a German forum. Anytime anybody posted in the thread I’d tell them to fuck off. It was kind of obvious, because the thread title and intro were German for something like, “What do you want?! Fuck off!” Still some people seemed not to understand. Others posted there for fun and to have me tell them to fuck off.)
“a fucken rap artist”
Rollins is a punk rocker, a spoken word artist, a floor wax and a dessert topping and he’s worked with rap acts, but I don’t think he’s really a rap artist. That’s just my motherfuckin opinion, though. I don’t want to be a fuckin genre-Nazi about it.
slc1
May 28, 2012 at 6:18 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Re Dougthebox @ #10
It is my information that Physioproffe is a professor of physiology, not physics.
Brony
May 28, 2012 at 7:54 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Henry Rollins is actually a pretty fantastic speaker.
He has several CD’s where he just talks to his fans and it’s pretty entertaining.
Perhaps this will change you mind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrAcRRkk998
Search “Henry Rollins Spoken Word” for more
blindrobin
May 28, 2012 at 8:43 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
#14 @slc1
precisely explanation at #11
I really really like this blog mostly for the wonderful food but also for it’s whut!?? Hungh!? what’s the fuckke that aboutness of it all.
Steven Bollinger
May 28, 2012 at 11:20 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
You talkin to me, Brony? You talkin to me? I’m a big Rollins fan, I got all his recordings, Black Flag, Rollins Band and spoken word. and you know I’m tivo-in that fuckin NaTGeoWild joint!
If you’re talkin to me, then perhaps this is the confusion: slc1 said “a fucken rap artist.” That made me think of the hip-hop sort of rap. Maybe slc1 meant “a fucken spoken word artist.” If so, my bad! If, on the other hand, you or slc1 (or anybody else) thinks that spoken word and hip-hop are the same, I respectfully disagree.
Have a great fuckin day, muthafuckas!
Wowbagger, Vile Demagogue
May 28, 2012 at 3:52 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Henry Rollins is a fucking amazing speaker. I saw him a couple of months ago; he spent the first ten minutes ragging on the then-current contenders for the Republican presidential nominations.
And yes, he hosts shows for National Geographic; the two he spoke of the night I saw him were about rat and snake catchers in southern India, and attending a Pentecostal church in the southern US where they speak in tongues and handle snakes.
Aliasalpha
May 29, 2012 at 2:46 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Err is this outrage WTFing, enthusiasm WTFing or confusion TWFing? Could probably have done with a slightly longer article to make it clearer
CT
May 29, 2012 at 10:23 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
LMFAO me and DH had the same reaction.
Ava, Oporornis maledetta
May 29, 2012 at 6:59 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
@ #16: And the cat. Especially when it paints shitte and sits on shitte.
buttercup
May 30, 2012 at 12:01 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I briefly questioned my committment to atheism when I saw that promo, as I was certain it was a sign of the end times.
I think the show is called Henry Rollins’ Bad Ass Animals that will F you Up.
OhBilly
May 31, 2012 at 1:52 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
This is the most bizarre fucking blog I have come across in some time now. Complete randomness, excellent sarcasm, abundant use of curse words… I love it!
Lady Day
May 31, 2012 at 9:26 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
According to a good friend, his hosting the show makes Henry Rollins even hotter.
Saurs
June 5, 2012 at 8:31 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Henry Rollins is a misogynist douche with a self-proclaimed Asian “fetish.” Grosse.