If faceshitte and schitter are worse than driving nails through my dicke, dousing it in gasoline, and lighting it on fire, then klout is worse than me having ten dickes and simultaneously driving nails through each dicke, dousing them in gasoline, and lighting them on fire. How anyone could ever in a million years engage with this kind of abject horrifying shitte is beyond me, and whoever “invented” it should be shunned from decent society forever and forced to live in a deprecated subculture of vicious scum. Jeezus motherfucke.
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Liesmith
May 26, 2012 at 5:49 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
But how do you really feel about it?
Chebag
May 26, 2012 at 7:39 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
It’s okay man. I’ll totally follow you on Twitter to make you feel less pathetic about your subterranean Klout score..
stevenbelgium
May 26, 2012 at 3:38 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
You whine about twitter, yet most of your blog posts are the kind of meaningless and boring oneliners you usually find at twitter.
blindrobin
May 27, 2012 at 3:06 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Touchy much ?
david alloy
September 18, 2012 at 8:13 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
klout is getting more and more accurate over time
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November 29, 2012 at 10:22 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Nearly all of whatever you say is astonishingly accurate and that makes me ponder the reason why I had not looked at this in this light before. This particular article truly did turn the light on for me personally as far as this topic goes.