Since itte’s been a while since I’ve mentioned my thoughts on twitter:
Twitter suckes complete fucken asse. I’d rather hammer a thousand nails through my dicke, pour gasoline on itte, and light the motherfucker on fire than engage with motherfucken twitter and the gibbering assholes yammering endlessly there in illiterate ejaculations and rushing around like fucken lemmings with their goddamn stupid “hashetagges” and other absurd thought-destroying nonsense.

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Xanthe
April 28, 2012 at 6:07 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Posts like this are why I love your blogge, Comradde!
Katkinkate
April 28, 2012 at 6:49 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
You shouldn’t hold back mate. Tell us how you really feel!
blindrobin
April 28, 2012 at 3:26 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
weel said Grumpy…
DrugMonkey
April 28, 2012 at 5:04 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I’m totally Tweeting this! #OMMFG #LOL #FWDAOTI
Namnezia
April 28, 2012 at 5:15 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
As if you dicke was bigge enough to fit 1000 nails…
Abel Phuckwit
April 28, 2012 at 6:04 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Well, I think you’ll get a kick out of Klouchbag (Klouchbagge to you). Your embryonic @PhysioProf twitter account gives you a “mostly alright” Klouchbag score of 21.
http://klouchebag.com/#physioprof
DrugMonkey
April 28, 2012 at 6:50 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
How about acupuncture needles Nam?
Namnezia
April 28, 2012 at 7:12 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
DM, I was thinking insect pins.