Monthly Archive: April 2012

Apr 30 2012

Morel Risotto (Vegetarian!)


INGREDIENTS four half-ounce packs of dried morels (or one pound fresh) one half medium white onion, diced salt fresh-ground black pepper two cups vialone nano rice fresh oregano leaves, finely chopped fresh thyme leaves, finely chopped fresh basil, finely chopped olive oil one cup dry white wine one cup grated parmigiano reggiano (plus more for …

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Apr 29 2012

The Man Who’ll Never Return

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Apr 28 2012


Since itte’s been a while since I’ve mentioned my thoughts on twitter: Twitter suckes complete fucken asse. I’d rather hammer a thousand nails through my dicke, pour gasoline on itte, and light the motherfucker on fire than engage with motherfucken twitter and the gibbering assholes yammering endlessly there in illiterate ejaculations and rushing around like …

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Apr 28 2012

Why Blogge?

Nicole and Maggie today raise the perennial–but still quite interesting–question of why one would choose to blogge. I started bloggeing because I was steadily commenting on some academic science and political blogges starting in 2007, and three things happened. First, DrugMonkey asked me to become a co-blogger on his WordPress blogge, and in order to …

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Apr 28 2012

Filthy Republican Scum Destroy Everything They Touch


Ask yourself why the United States of America no longer has the ability to launch a woman or man into space.

Apr 27 2012


Profgrrrrl shared a dream she had the other night. It is pretty fun to hear about other people’s dreams, so here is one of mine that I had this week: I dreamt that I was a king and I was putting on these giant king earrings and finger rings before meeting with my subjects. They …

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Apr 27 2012

What Are These Holes?


There are woodpeckers that frequent this vicinity, and the holes look to me like pecked out craters, but I’m not sure.

Apr 21 2012


Can someone explain to me when “Hey” became a legitimate salutation in a professional e-mail?

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