Monthly Archive: March 2012
Mar 30 2012
I’ve Never Ever Been To Canada!!
What amazes me is that he was so drunke, he couldn’t even remember what he was talking about from the beginning of a sentence to end, but he sang this entire fucken song. Brilliant! (h/t Balloon Juice)
Mar 29 2012
Terrible Deal!
The Dodgers were just purchased by an investment group led by Magic Johnson for $2 billion. This is an absolutely terrible fucken deal. $2 billion is way too much money for that team, which was appraised about a year ago for $800 million. Yeah, new teevee deals, but not worth that much more. Also, the …
Mar 28 2012
You Should Need A License To Use The Internet
Some fucken ridiculous shittebagge just e-mailed me what purports to be a “flyer” announcing some stupid motherfucken event thatte I’d sooner drive nails through my dicke than attend. The motherfucken file is EIGHTEEN motherfucken megabytes, and it is some kind of “.pub” file which I don’t even know whatte the fucken fucke thatte is, and …
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