Monthly Archive: January 2012

Jan 13 2012

Delusional R21 Applicants Wake The Fucke Uppe!

I would like anyone who is planning on submitting an R21 grant application this February or March to take a look at the NIH Data Book page entitled Research and training grants: Success rates by mechanism and selected activity codes. Anyone who is telling you to apply for an R21 because it is a “starter …

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Jan 12 2012

Reading Scientific Papers

(1) Students and post-docs should be reading shitte tonnes of papers. But the vast majority of them should be from outside the zone of perceived direct relevance to their own work. (2) Lab heads should be reading essentially no papers themselves. (3) The above two principles follow from Comradde PhysioProffe’s Axiom of Leverage–every scientist should …

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Jan 08 2012



INGREDIENTS two and a half pounds coarse-ground chuck two and a half large cans crushed san marzanos one bottle modelo negra beer one large splash rye five dried anaheim (or ancho or guajillo) chiles three dried chipotle chiles seven dried arbol chiles one chopped medium white onion eight large chopped garlic cloves one teaspoon cumin …

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Jan 07 2012

Casareccia With Tomato Gorgonzola Sauce (Totally Fucken Vegetarian!)


INGREDIENTS one pound casareccia pasta one and two thirds large cans crushed san marzanos olive oil half cup diced onion fucketonne diced garlic salt and pepper pinch dried oregano pinch dried thyme crushed red pepper flakes one cup dry white wine large splash rye third pound gorgonzola picante (no rind or hard parts) fuckeloade chopped …

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Jan 07 2012

Tough Bar

This cartoon is from Kaz’s Underworld, an awesome comic world created by Kazimieras “Kaz” G. Prapuoleni.

Jan 07 2012

Disgraceful Stigmatism Of The Mentally Ill

During the run-up to the 2008 national elections, I stupidly signed up for some kind of Democratic National Committee newletter, and now get shitte tonnes of spam e-mail from a bunch of Democratic politicians. Yesterday I received an e-mail from former Democratic Congressman Alan Grayson, who is lauded in some circles for his willingness to …

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Jan 04 2012

What Will The Christian Pigge People Do??

Will the delusional sicke-fucke evangelical christian pigge people hold their noses and vote for Romney in the general election, or will they stay home? In addition to being an evil cultist destined to burn in hell for not doing jeezus correctly, the only one of their gross character defects that Romney applauds and reinforces is …

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Jan 01 2012

Some Of My Favorite Blogges

I don’t maintain a bloggerolle, as it’s a pain in the fucken asse to keep up-to-date and no one uses them to find links to new blogges, anyway. But I thought I’d post links to some of my favorite non-famous blogges: Tenured Radical Historiann Roxie’s World Reassigned Time Notorious, PhD Field Negro DrugMonkey Isis the …

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