Hannukah or however you fucken speel thatte shitte in english can go fucke itself just as much as motherfucken christmas. Fucken candles and dreydels make me want to slit my own throat and those goddamn fucken songs are just as fucken bad as the motherfucken christmas ones. Their only redeeming quality is that there aren’t …

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I hate motherfucken christmas, and I can’t wait until I don’t have to hear that goddamn motherfucken grating christmas shitte music anymore until next fucken year, when the goddamn fucken shitte starts the fucke up again like a motherfucken goddamn clockwork of hell. Oh, and by the way, fucke Tim Tebow too, with his goddamn …

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INGREDIENTS four bunches of broccolette one pound fusilli half pound sausage third cup diced onion six diced garlic cloves salt and pepper pinch crushed oregano pinch crushed thyme one cup dry white wine one cup chicken stock olive oil two cups broccolette water parmigiano reggiano (or other cheese) for grating Cut off the bottoms (about …

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This can’t possibly be real, right?????????

The Beasties and the Chili Peppers were just inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame.

The first rule of house aged tequila is there is no house aged tequila.