Nov 14 2011

Fucke Facebooke

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Fucke facebooke. Why any grown adult would allow this coporation free access to the deepest most intimate details of her life, and to sell that access to other corporations, is beyond me. I’d sooner hammer a thousand nails through my dicke, pour a million gallons of gasoline on it, and light the motherfucker on fire than putz around with facebooke.

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noastronomer

November 14, 2011 at 8:02 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

I’d think that after nailing your … thyng … with a thousand nails then lighting it on fire would be something of a relief.

But, no, I don’t facebooke either and Goggle can just kiss my arse+.
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infomanic

November 15, 2011 at 2:57 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

I don’t Facebonk either.

But given your options…

I WOULD!
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johnm55

November 15, 2011 at 12:43 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

So why the fuken facebooke share button??
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Sir Shplane, Grand Mixmaster, Knight of the Turntable

November 15, 2011 at 1:13 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

Yeah, it sure does suck that Facebook has all those magical internet lie detection devices that keep you from, say, telling them that you’re from Moscow. I had to give them entirely accurate, nonsense free information. Shit was painful. : (
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cleanhippie

November 15, 2011 at 3:29 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

While I tend to agree with you, you seem to be biting one of the hands that feeds you…
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Egaeus

November 15, 2011 at 3:34 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

Not enough superfluous e’s!
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Salmo

November 15, 2011 at 4:48 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

Well, since Facebook has only the most superficial details of my life, I don’t really give a ratte’s asse.
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F

November 15, 2011 at 6:43 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

No matter how useful FB might be for some people for mass asynchronous communication, I don’t know why anyone would ever deal with that ball of shite. It’s been a bad egg since day one (and earlier).
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julian

November 15, 2011 at 8:01 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

You can fit a thousand nails on your dick?!

That’s… well, I’m not sure what that is but Christ!
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geocatherder

November 15, 2011 at 8:22 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

FB, miserable entity though it is, allows me to keep up with what my nieces and nephews are doing. (They don’t do email; it’s too old-fashioned.) But if they want to sell my information, they have precious little to peddle.
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Mandrellian

November 16, 2011 at 12:51 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

Oh look everyone, it must be 2003,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 again – time to bash facebook. What next – jokes about airline food? Asking people if they’ve ever noticed certain things about life which you find funny?

Crackbook only has as much information as you give it, and you can modify or invent wholesale the little info it requires. It’s not like it checks up with your friends if you’re using a pseudonym.

Like I tell people who write angry letters to newspapers complaining about rude words on HBO:

Don’t like what’s on tv? Turn it the fuck(e) off(e)! Noone made you buy a TV, noone’s making you watch it & noone ever said you had to like everything that’s on it.
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physioprof

November 16, 2011 at 12:59 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

Like I tell people who write angry letters to newspapers complaining about rude words on HBO:

Don’t like what’s on tv? Turn it the fuck(e) off(e)! Noone made you buy a TV, noone’s making you watch it & noone ever said you had to like everything that’s on it.

What do you tell people who write angry comments on blogges complaining about the content of posts?
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Kate from Iowa

November 16, 2011 at 4:58 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

After they tell you that “noone” isn’t a word? I spell shit wrong all the time, but noone really bugs me. As does facebook. Why the fuck the idiots that made my life a miserable, shit spewing trip through hell from the years between 12 and 18 think that I want to fucking “reconnect” with them and that they have a right to demand my information from the family members of mine that do have facebook pages is beyond me. But I don’t. Oh, yeah…and fuck every single one of you, if any of you are reading this.
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Quietmarc

November 16, 2011 at 5:51 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

I quit facebook about 2 months ago and, all things considered, I think my quality of life has improved. It’s kind of weird, now that I think about it….
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dochopper

November 17, 2011 at 7:47 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

Facebook is great if you want to see the unfiltered reactions of the older generation when it comes to the non traditional life styles or the younger folks.

I quietly watch the Family implode.
Like Clock work,Its Thanksgiving weekend Saturday every six weeks.
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ryanmannik

November 17, 2011 at 7:26 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

What do you tell people who write angry comments on blogges complaining about the content of posts?

So this is an “only comment if you agree” kind of blog? Noted.
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Bustednuckles

November 18, 2011 at 12:25 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

Fook Facebook.
Not only does the Fedgov monitor it, so do local law enforcement agencies and my new fooking 13 year old boy.
The little shit changed my picture twice to that twit Sara Palin because he got a hold of my lap top that I had saved my passwords on.

Bye Bye, for the second and last time.

BTW, glad I stopped by and glad to see ya PP, which by the way, are my initials.
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Comrade PhysioProf

November 18, 2011 at 2:09 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

So this is an “only comment if you agree” kind of blog? Noted.

Please tell me you’re not really this fucken stupid.
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MarkNS

November 18, 2011 at 2:50 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

I don’t understand how facebook having the information I put on my FB page negatively impacts my life. I don’t give a rat’s ass who they sell the info to. It effects me not.
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Salmo

November 18, 2011 at 5:31 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

“What do you tell people who write angry comments on blogges complaining about the content of posts?”

That it’s completely different because you can actually speak to the content creator immediately and get personal feedback?
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fredricmartin

November 19, 2011 at 5:53 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

@20

“I’d sooner hammer a thousand nails through my dicke, pour a million gallons of gasoline on it, and light the motherfucker on fire than putz around with ”

Suppose you missed that part. The feedback from posting angry posts on an angry blog is “fuck you”. If this is somehow more rewarding than the silence HBO greets your criticism with I fail to see how.
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sandiseattle

December 16, 2011 at 7:01 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

Your loss. When you’re back on your meds maybe we’ll talk.