Why can you prod and poke a cat vigorously and they looke at you lovingly like, “Please sir, may I have some more?”, but if you start singing Rocket Man, they scurry offe in a huffe?
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Stacy
October 30, 2011 at 12:15 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
They’re Bowie fans?
lordshipmayhem
October 30, 2011 at 1:52 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
As I have a cat in my life, I know: to them, you can’t sing well at all. Not enough “meow”‘s in the lyrics.
Dr. Crazy
October 30, 2011 at 2:40 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Well, my cat Hugo just doesn’t like music, but Oliver, the more meowy of the two, only appears to enjoy Ray Charles, Barbra Streisand, and Bruce Springsteen. (He meows along with them.)
So the issue might be a “taste in music” thing.
Or, you totally can’t sing.
chigau (何も知らない)
October 30, 2011 at 2:58 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
What do cats care about Rockets?
Sing about tunae.
WMDKitty
October 30, 2011 at 4:35 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Hell if I know. I’m guessing it just boils down to individual taste. I’ve seen cats rocking out to heavy metal, sleeping with classical music in the background, and… hey, I even had one that appreciated Weird Al.
Chebag
October 30, 2011 at 4:49 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Because you can’t sing for shit. Have the little woman try it next.
tielserrath
October 30, 2011 at 11:45 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Yup, #6 is right.
One of the ways to bring my cat Hodge running is to sing. She’s fascinated by it, likes me to sing standing next to an armchair so she can vault onto the back and stare at me, joining in with the high notes.
She is, in many ways, a weird cat.
Martin
October 31, 2011 at 12:35 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
1) I can’t poke my cat without getting a face full of “fuck you” claws.
2) I can’t sing for shit.
3) When I “sing” “Wild Thing” to him, he joins in after every line.
Cats are beyond human understanding.
Mike
October 31, 2011 at 6:02 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
When my daughter was learning to play the violin,all six cats would join in standing around her howling.It was funny as hell.
geocatherder
November 1, 2011 at 9:31 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
My cats seem to enjoy listening to my husband, a baritone, sing. When I start to sing (alto) they scurry away. But as for poking and prodding… when they’re in the mood, ALL attention is appreciated. When they’re not, claws, teeth, and walk-aways ensue.
Pieter B
November 2, 2011 at 2:25 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Cats is weird. It’s one of many reasons why we love them.
djfav
November 6, 2011 at 1:20 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
That’s true for the first poke, but after that I can’t be held responsible for his actions.