Listening to these fatuous coddled millionaire teevee douchebagge motherfuckers exhorting the little people about how to behave during this hurricane makes me want to fucken hammer nails through my fucken dicke. I hope trees fall on these assholes as they walk from the teevee studio to their fucken limos and then as they lie there on the ground wild beavers unleashed by the flooding bite them in the fucken crotch, twice.
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Assassin Actual
August 26, 2011 at 5:58 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Smells like Katrina coverage
Bustednuckles
August 26, 2011 at 6:02 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
This is going to be a mess and I certainly hope you and the MRS. will be safe and sound.
As for the above mentioned cock bites, I hope they find themselves on the street with nothing but hundred dollar bills in their pockets, won’t help ‘em at that point.They will be rat bait.
Rob
August 26, 2011 at 6:14 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
What do you have against beavers?
Rambling T. Wreck
August 26, 2011 at 6:20 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
That post was fucking hilarious. Moar pleze!
Pen
August 27, 2011 at 1:33 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Whatever you’re on, could I have some too? Please….?
Nonsense on Stilts
August 27, 2011 at 10:20 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Bravo! I had a loevley conversation with one of my junior partners yesterday. I told her that I had an attending during fellowship who was so henious that the attending should have been fucked in the ass by a wild ape. I then corrected myself: a troupe of wild apes.
larianlequella
August 28, 2011 at 9:53 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Please don’t hold back like this. Tell us how you really feel.
rob
August 31, 2011 at 2:01 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
hurricane? what hurricane? everything was fine last weekend in the midwest. guess that’s cuz bachmann is from here! yay batshit crazy godbots! still, i remember seeing hundreds and hundreds of beavers sprinting east, with a rabid look in their eyes. now i know why.
TigerFan
September 1, 2011 at 11:01 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Now thats some free thinking, amirite?