Burnett was scheduled to start Sunday in place of Freddy Garcia, who was scratched on Saturday after Garcia suffered a cut on his pitching hand in a kitchen mishap over the weekend.
But the shitte was fucken delicious!
Aug 14 2011
Yankees Starting Pitcher Injures Hand Making Risotto
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chezjake
August 14, 2011 at 9:23 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
This being the American League, where was their fukken designated risotto maker?
CE
August 15, 2011 at 7:47 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Hahahahaha!!!!!
Phillip IV
August 15, 2011 at 9:59 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
That’s what you get for not going through the press office – they would at least have turned it into “suffered a cut on his pitching hand fending off a home invasion in his kitchen”.
Canadian_Brain
August 17, 2011 at 11:11 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Someone in the Yankees front office would be advised to give AJ a risotto maker.