May 14 2011


What kind of fucken dippeshitte lives in New York City and orders pizza from motherfucken Dominos?


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  1. 1

    The same kind that lives in San Diego, and eats at Taco Bell.

  2. 2

    I once went into a beerhouse in Stuttgart that was proudly serving Budweiser (American version).

  3. 3
    recent Ph.D.

    Wait, there’s pizza you can order other than Dominos?

  4. 4
    Isis the Scientist

    The same kind that lives in San Diego, and eats at Taco Bell.

    Do not insult Taco Bell.

  5. 5

    It is not an “insult” to diss Taco Hell. Just plain truth. If it does not end in -bertos, it ain’t worth visiting.

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    Hershele Ostropoler

    Sometimes you don’t actually want pizza. That is, you don’t get Domino’s because you want pizza, you get Domino’s because you want Domino’s.

  7. 7

    Taste aside, the name stems from the Saint, as in Catholic, as in right-to-life, as in Operation Rescue, as in the guy that owns it supports all these lovely organizations.
    In case anyone didn’t know, I am here to serve.

    (So now that Bin Laden’s dead Al Qaeda is dead right? Just like when Christ was offed it killed Christianity. Done deal.)

  8. 8

    While Tom Monaghan is a stupendously creepy religious nutbar, he hasn’t owned Domino’s since 1998, when he sold 93% of his shares to Bain Capital.
    If you follow that link you find out what creepy shit he’s got going now – a planned city to go with his religious university, all built around his Church, in Florida.

    But of course Bain Capital was founded by creepy right-wing Mormon freako Mitt Romney, so I suppose there’s still political reasons to avoid Domino’s – but the same reasons apply to Gymboree, Guitar Center and Burlington Coat Factory. (And Clear Channel Communications, but they’re loathesome enough on their own.)

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    unbalanced reaction

    They totally should have gone with Papa John’s, right?

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