Monthly Archive: May 2011

May 31 2011

Cutest Feral Kitteh On Earth!!!!11!!1!!!BEELNTY!11!!!

Anne Corwin took this picture of one of the feral cats from the colony that lives near her and that she is so wonderfully working with to catch-neuter-and-release.

May 31 2011


The Yankees have played four games so far on their West Coast road trip. The first two were night games at 10PM East Coast time, and they lost both. The next two were day games at 4PM East Coast time, and they won both. Physiology’s a fucker.

May 30 2011

Motherfucken Pizza With Caesar Salad


Dough Ingredients 3/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons lukewarm water 2 3/4 cups baking flour 1 tablespoon active dry yeast 1 teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 1/2 cup flour for working dough Dissolve the yeast in the lukewarm water, mix well, and let sit for ten minutes. Mix the flour and salt in a …

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May 29 2011

Tomato Mascarpone Fusilli (100% Vegetarian)


Since we had leftover mascarpone cheese, I improvised a tomato mascarpone fusilli dish. It was totally fucken kickeasse, and 100% vegetarian! Ingredients one pound fusilli olive oil crushed red pepper flakes salt and pepper one large can san marzano tomatoes (crushed or diced) one medium onion, finely diced fucketonne of garlic, very finely diced biggeasse …

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May 28 2011

Veal Milanese With Mascarpone Risotto


Ingredients: veal scallopine plain bread crumbs flour eggs salt and pepper one cup carnaroli rice olive oil canola oil one third cup finely diced onion one third cup finely diced shallot two lemons splash of pisco one half to two thirds cup of dry white wine 125 grams mascarpone cheese two tablespoons grated parmigiano reggiano …

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May 26 2011


What kind of fucked uppe motherfucker puts a fucken yellow loveseat in the motherfucken kitchen?

May 25 2011

Plea to the Universe

Can prominent authors please be at least a little bit realistic about the quality and interest-level of the manuscripts they submit to high-impact journals, and can the editors of those journals please not be such fucken fraidy-cats about telling those authors that their submissions are shitte and not worth reviewing? Because I am getting sick …

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May 25 2011

Indisputable Facts of the Day

The most interesting, eloquent, and funniest blogges are written by women. By far. The vast majority of pompous, humorless, boring blogge drivel is written by men.

May 24 2011


TEX!!!!!!!!!!!!! (And JORGE!!!!!!!!!)

May 23 2011

Guinness, Fucke Yeah!

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