You really think it’s a good idea to show slides with multiple panels labelled “Ai”, “Aii”, “Aiii”, “Bi”, “Bii”, “Ci”, “Cii”, “Ciii”, etc, each filled with multiple teeny tiny squiggles and shitte? Fucken goddamn motherfucken electrophysiology douchefuckes shouldn’t be allowed to give fucken talks. Fucken rig jockey assholes.

When you ask people overly simplistic and broad “gotcha” questions in a provocative and accusatory manner, you shouldn’t be surprised to receive glib uninformative answers. If you develop genuine professional relationships with Program Officers and Scientific Review Officers within NIH and treat them like the fellow scientists they are, you will receive thoughtful honest answers.

Ingredients: one pound fusilli one large can chopped san marzano tomatoes olive oil one medium onion, finely diced salt and pepper corenwijn half pound buffalo mozzarella, diced into one centimeter cubes two tablespoons fresh basil, shredded by hand Sautee onions on medium low until nicely golden, adding generous amount of fresh ground black pepper about …

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After a little snack, I will begin cooking tonight’s pasta: fusilli alla sorrentina!

Just to be clear, this is really what the teabagger shrieking for federal budget cuts is all about: Steve Spradlin (Coinguy1945) wrote: I want cuts deep enough to make the illegals, blacks and other undesirables leave America when their welfare and food stamps are cut off. Wht was there no end of FEDERAL unions like …

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Over and over during the brouhaha about A2s and multiple-R01 PIs, this old saw has been brandished: Innovation is, and always was, higher in smaller/younger labs[.] There is never any fucken evidence marshalled in support of this claim.

Just so we’re clear: When America-hating far-right-wing Republican scum refer to “The American People”, they’re referring to angry selfish greedy white racist misogynist christian suburban assholes, the same dead-end slime that loved George W Bush until the bitter end.

Well, for some reason it took a while for the incoherent whiners to find Sally Rockey’s blog post in which she published OER’s response to the Benezra petition. But they have! Oh, they have! As at least some of the commenters there have recognized, the number of grants that can be funded each fiscal year …

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Somebody better do something totally motherfucken hilarious on the motherfucken Internetz RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! Or somebody’s gonna get HURT!!!!!!!!!!!