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Apr 25 2011

Wut?

Can someone please explain to me why the White House easter egg hunt isn’t on motherfucken easter?

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  1. 1
    queerscientist

    …Because no one reads the paper over the weekend.

  2. 2
    NatC

    So they can take advantage of post-Easter chocolate sales?

  3. 3
    anon

    There’s an interesting historical blurb on wiki:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_rolling

    It’s never on motherfucken easter, but always on Easter Monday.

  4. 4
    nicoleandmaggie

    Looking at that picture I hear shower scene music in my head.

  5. 5
    drugmonkey

    is that the same costume from the Reagan era? damn.

  6. 6
    jc

    Because security screeners have to find all the eggs on the bunny first at the gate, then the bunny can put them on the lawn.

  7. 7
    Batocchio

    Because the Easter Bunny don’t roll on the Sabbath, Dude!

  8. 8
    skeptifem

    I wanna know why no one dresses up like zombie jesus on easter. I’m totally crashing some egg hunts next year.

  9. 9
    Historiann

    The Easter Bunny sez: WTF? Where the hell is *my* TelePrompTer?

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