Democrats Make Me Fucken Puke

This whole Juan Williams thing is a perfect fucken example of how fucken puketastic the Democratic Party is. For the Republicans, every time the Democrats or anyone who can be associated with the Democrats–like some NGO or a low-level govt bureaucrat–does the slightest fucken obscure little thing that can be spun appropriately (which is basically everything on earth), the Republicans come out with fucken guns blazing ready to ATTACK! KILL! DESTROY! IMPEACH! FIRE! DEFUND! everyfucken Democrat and Democratic leaning everyfuckenthing on the face of the Earth. And then the Dems start running around appeasing these assholes hoping the assult will stop. Consequence: Republicans win again.

Some wacked out fucken Republican candidate for the motherfucken CONGRESS OF THE UNITED STATES states that if the Republicans don’t win congressional majorities it would be appropriate to violently overthrow the motherfucken FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, and the Democrats fucken run away like the fucken scaredy-cat little crybabies that they are, because they are so fucken afraid of being called “shrill” or “intemperate” by the Republicans and the press. Consequence: Republicans win again.

This kind of abject total complete lack of any fucken spine at all is nauseating. Independently of any policy issue concerns at all, who the fucke wants to support a political party that won’t even stand up for its own political power? SACKE THE FUCKEN FUCKE UPPE, YOU DUMSHITTE INEFFECTUAL ASSHOLES!

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DirectTV NFL Sunday Ticket To-Go is the best fucken 350 smackeroonies I’ve ever spent: every single fucken NFL game streamed in HiDef video on the Internet. YESSS!!!!!!!!!!

UPDATE: PhysioWife just reminded me that she bought if for me for our wedding anniversary, so there you go.

C’mon, Andy!!!!!!

You’ve got an 18 point lead, there’s less than ten minutes left in the game, the wind is blowing cross-field like a motherfucker, you’re on the twenty-yard line, it’s fourth and one, your field-goal kicker has already missed two makeable field goals, the Falcon’s defense has been porous to the run, and you *don’t* fucken go for the first down!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?