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Oct 30 2010

Revise and Resubmit

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  1. 1
    beatrice

    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!

    This is facky funny hilarious

  2. 2
    AnneC

    Wow. All variations of “fuck” sound way more awesome when said by British robotvoices!

  3. 3
    Isis the Scientist

    Oh Lord.

  4. 4
    Beaker

    thank you this was awesome.

  5. 5
    Pharm Sci Grad

    Love. It.

    This is way more amusing than the nipple shirt!

  6. 6
    DrugMonkey

    HAHAHHAHA, I have conversations like that every motherfucking month…

  7. 7
    Rebecca

    Dude,

    This is not funny. Way too real.

    ” What do you think that motherfucker Scarpa would do for you” ?.

    Dude,

    That motherfucker schizofrrrrrenic will tell you this:

    Rebecca, you are a competitive scientist, you know, essssentially you know, Revise and Resubmit FOREVER and EVER. Additionally, you know, talk to your Mental Health Officer who can take good care of YOU……. Piacere

  8. 8
    drdrA

    I laughed until I cried.

  9. 9
    Odyssey

    Fucking hilarious!

  10. 10
    Charlie

    This is one of the best, CPP. Brilliant!. Wonder what Scarpa is smoking now after this British version of Study Sections?

  11. 11
    jc

    It’s a fucken tea party! I knew it.

  12. 12
    Candid Engineer

    Hahaha… Wouldn’t know a good grant if it bit them on the ass.

  13. 13
    Genomic Repairman

    I fell out the chair from laughing so damn hard, you have truly raised the bar holmes.

  14. 14
    Dr Becca

    Hahahahaha!!! That was a lovely way to start my week.

  15. 15
    Charlie

    Hahahaha,

    What I like most is the persuasive/perseverant role of the (presumably) Program Officer:

    “Are you out of your Fucken Mind??. Revise and Resubmit THE MOTHERFUCKER !!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH……

    CPP you are so brilliant that I couldn’t help but falling in love with you, MF !!!

  16. 16
    KBHC

    Homes.

  17. 17
    Tenured Radical

    Fuckin’ fabulous!

  18. 18
    Dr. Crazy

    is in love with you as xtranormal filmmaker, and wishes that all of your posts were done in this format. Just sayin. Holmes. (or is it “homes”? I always thought it was “homes,” as in, Sherlock?)

  19. 19
    Dr. Crazy

    er, Holmes. You see. Fucken keyboard and submitting without proofreading.

  20. 20
    Anonymous

    Piss in your pants funny.

  21. 21
    Sandra Porter

    Thanks CPP! I needed that.

  22. 22
    Historiann

    Hey–I teach at Dip$hit State University and I resemble that fuckin’ remark!

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