Revise and Resubmit

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   beatrice

   October 30, 2010 at 4:41 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!

   This is facky funny hilarious

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   AnneC

   October 30, 2010 at 5:24 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   Wow. All variations of “fuck” sound way more awesome when said by British robotvoices!

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   Isis the Scientist

   October 30, 2010 at 7:55 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   Oh Lord.

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   Beaker

   October 30, 2010 at 10:05 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   thank you this was awesome.

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   Pharm Sci Grad

   October 30, 2010 at 10:27 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   Love. It.

   This is way more amusing than the nipple shirt!

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   DrugMonkey

   October 30, 2010 at 11:19 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   HAHAHHAHA, I have conversations like that every motherfucking month…

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   Rebecca

   October 31, 2010 at 3:01 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   Dude,

   This is not funny. Way too real.

   ” What do you think that motherfucker Scarpa would do for you” ?.

   Dude,

   That motherfucker schizofrrrrrenic will tell you this:

   Rebecca, you are a competitive scientist, you know, essssentially you know, Revise and Resubmit FOREVER and EVER. Additionally, you know, talk to your Mental Health Officer who can take good care of YOU……. Piacere

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   drdrA

   October 31, 2010 at 10:39 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   I laughed until I cried.

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   Odyssey

   October 31, 2010 at 12:56 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   Fucking hilarious!

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    Charlie

    October 31, 2010 at 1:32 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    This is one of the best, CPP. Brilliant!. Wonder what Scarpa is smoking now after this British version of Study Sections?

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    jc

    October 31, 2010 at 10:24 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    It’s a fucken tea party! I knew it.

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    Candid Engineer

    November 1, 2010 at 7:18 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    Hahaha… Wouldn’t know a good grant if it bit them on the ass.

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    Genomic Repairman

    November 1, 2010 at 8:27 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    I fell out the chair from laughing so damn hard, you have truly raised the bar holmes.

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    Dr Becca

    November 1, 2010 at 8:39 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    Hahahahaha!!! That was a lovely way to start my week.

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    Charlie

    November 1, 2010 at 9:18 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    Hahahaha,

    What I like most is the persuasive/perseverant role of the (presumably) Program Officer:

    “Are you out of your Fucken Mind??. Revise and Resubmit THE MOTHERFUCKER !!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH……

    CPP you are so brilliant that I couldn’t help but falling in love with you, MF !!!

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    KBHC

    November 1, 2010 at 3:04 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    Homes.

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    Tenured Radical

    November 1, 2010 at 5:15 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    Fuckin’ fabulous!

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    Dr. Crazy

    November 1, 2010 at 6:19 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    is in love with you as xtranormal filmmaker, and wishes that all of your posts were done in this format. Just sayin. Holmes. (or is it “homes”? I always thought it was “homes,” as in, Sherlock?)

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    Dr. Crazy

    November 1, 2010 at 6:20 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    er, Holmes. You see. Fucken keyboard and submitting without proofreading.

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    Anonymous

    November 2, 2010 at 5:53 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    Piss in your pants funny.

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    Sandra Porter

    November 8, 2010 at 11:32 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    Thanks CPP! I needed that.

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    Historiann

    November 8, 2010 at 11:04 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    Hey–I teach at Dip$hit State University and I resemble that fuckin’ remark!

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