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2 comments
Nat
October 18, 2010 at 8:30 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Bic ballpoint, meet jugular. Thanks Andy.
crf
November 4, 2010 at 3:54 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
This is why republicans win, btw.