Not only can’t you fill up your fucken baseball stadium with Texan fuckbags even when your fucken asshole Texan team is leading the AL West, but it sounds like there are more Yankees fans there than Texas shitwads.
So, in summary, fucke you, Texas. You should go ahead and secede, and take up fucken soccer. Leave baseball to real americans, not fucken pathetic asshole slime like you.
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Dr Becca
September 10, 2010 at 8:49 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Um, WTF is up with the home plate ump’s strike zone???
Comrade PhysioProf
September 10, 2010 at 8:51 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
He’s got absolutely no concept of the outside corner.
Dr. O
September 10, 2010 at 10:43 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Aw, don’t hate on us Texans…
BikeMonkey
September 10, 2010 at 11:48 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
At least Texans know how to spell.
The Barefoot Bum
September 11, 2010 at 11:07 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Not only can’t you fill up your fucken baseball stadium with Texan fuckbags even when your fucken asshole Texan team is leading the AL West
That’s the nicest thing I’ve heard anyone say about Texas in quite some time. :D
juniorprof
September 11, 2010 at 5:41 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
GO RANGERS!!! and just for good measure… HOW ‘BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!!!!!
Comrade PhysioProf
September 11, 2010 at 5:50 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
If I knew how, I’d banne your fucken asse.
Katharine
September 16, 2010 at 4:04 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Pfft. It’s called footy, CPP.
r
September 17, 2010 at 2:34 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
all the frontrunning fraud fan pool is used up by the cowboys in texass and by the yankees in baseball.