You gotta fucken score with bases loaded and no fucken outs, motherfuckers! UPDATE: AUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only people complaining about this don’t even live in fucken New York City. Listen up you hateful fuckbags: we New Yorkers’ll be the ones to decide what the fuck to do in our own motherfucken city. Now fuck off. And GO YANKEES!

Emmitt Smith’s NFL Hall of Fame acceptance speech tonight was an amazing example of how to give an awesome dramatic speech.

Watching the Brooklyn Cyclones versus Batavia Muckdogs game. (Yes, they really are called the fucken Muckdogs.) The Muckdogs have a knuckleballer on the mound. He looks about 14 years old.

Woooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do these NFL stars with media issues–like Vick a couple years ago and Favre right now–pay Dungy to march all over the fucken teevee propagating their fucken talking points and asserting that jeezus really really really loves their sorry asses?

You certainly have the right to delete your blog. And everyone else has the right to conclude you are a pathetic whiny-ass titty-baby passive-aggressive douchebag for doing so.