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Why do the Tampa Bay Rays’ home uniforms look like little boy pajamas?

Morgan is continuing his refusal to address the fact that pitching is now dominating batting because the batters are no longer juiced to the fucken gills. His latest theory is that now all the pitchers have awesome change-ups, and that’s why pitching is dominating batting. I shit you not.

Dude, pronounce the fucken latino players’ names fucken correctly, not with some stupid fucken made-up bullshit pronounciation that you pulled out of your stupid fucken bald-ass white-ass fucken ass.

Cat brains are little cause-effect computing machines: If I lie on my back looking all cute, then some asshole will come over and rub my fucken tummy.

Poor fucken Lou Pinella is crying his fucken eyes out.

Samia has a guest post up from an anonymous grad student who just passed the qualifying exam after only the first year of grad school, and who managed this accomplishment by somehow getting permission from the department to not do the required first-year lab rotations and starting immediately in the lab of the thesis advisor. …

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