If I had twelve dicks, and I hammered twelve rusty nails through each one, poured twelve gallons of gasoline on them, and then lit the fuckers on fire, it still wouldn’t have been one twelfth as painful as sitting through the motherfucking GLEE live tour show.
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Candid Engineer
May 31, 2010 at 8:19 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
AHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! An awesome part of marriage, my friend.
Girlpostdoc
May 31, 2010 at 3:15 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
You seem to be obsessed with the whole nail in dick thing. As I said before, my friend, it’s a fine line between pain and pleasure.
lizzyb
May 31, 2010 at 7:54 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Clapping…so Happy that you suffered so while thousands around you stood up, danced, partied, sang and had a great time…whateva for tiny dicks 12 or 1 like you have who hate so hard. You could even squeeze out a oz of joy for your spouse..pitiful.
Signed
a gleek
Professor in Training
May 31, 2010 at 8:21 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
So you enjoyed the show, then!?
Isis the Scientist
June 1, 2010 at 2:58 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I too would rather hammer twelve rusty nails through your twelve dicks than sit throuugh the Glee show. Here, we agree.
Or, should I say, aglee?
Isis the Scientist
June 2, 2010 at 12:16 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Hey! Is that PP I see in the crowd? The one with all the nails in his twelve dicks?
Isis the Scientist
June 2, 2010 at 12:17 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Oh, FFS. It’s not funny when the video doesn’t embed.
http://perezhilton.com/2010-06-02-sneak-peek-at-glee-finale
Isabel
June 2, 2010 at 2:01 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
“You seem to be obsessed with the whole nail in dick thing.”
Did you steal that line from Jim Goad?
So you have read his book. Hmmm.
Isis the Scientist
June 2, 2010 at 3:28 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I have no idea who Jim Goad it. However, I find PP putting nails in his dick hilarious.
Isabel
June 3, 2010 at 8:57 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I was talking to PP.
Isis the Scientist
June 3, 2010 at 9:32 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I still have no idea who Jim Goad is and I find nails in PP dick hilarious.
To be clear, you weren’t “talking” to anyone. Right? I mean, am I right?
DuWayne
June 6, 2010 at 7:39 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Holy fucking hell Isis, that song was painful enough when Journey did it. Is that the shit that PP is talking about? I don’t really watch tee vee, though Juniper (who also watches little enough tee vee) explained GLEE to me. This shit is seriously popular?
I think I am with PP on this one.
8
August 8, 2010 at 9:39 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Jimmy Goad is Glenn Beck for hipsters.
8
August 8, 2010 at 9:41 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Jimmy Goad is Glenn Beck for hipsters. He’s great, if you loved The Bell Curve but thought it needed more doo-doo jokes.
Roxie
August 8, 2010 at 9:46 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I just don’t understand!. I wish somebody could Sky