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Monthly Archive: April 2010

Apr 29 2010

LOLZ

This awesome comic is by Mark Andrew Goetz:

Apr 28 2010

Fuck You, Twitdouches

BioE has discovered a new proposed “public art installation” for Cambridge, MA: An urban art installation proposal by Nick Rodrigues would install sculpted pigeons in Cambridge, MA, each equipped with a “pico projector” that would project a live Tweet stream. These tweetfucks aren’t fucking satisfied with smugly polluting the entire motherfucking Internet with their gibbering …

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Apr 25 2010

Shut The Fuck Up Already

Jon Miller, you suck smelly shit. Speak like a normal human being, you fucking pompous drivelling douchebag. Bloviating dramatically doesn’t impress anyone. It just makes people hate your fucking guts.

Apr 24 2010

Ponderable

Why do the supposed high-school students in teevee shows about high-school students not talk at all like high-school students?

Apr 24 2010

WTF?

Tenured Radical linked to this list of newly inducted Fellows of the American Academy of Arts and Sciences. In addition to a bunch of real scholars, there’s some weird shit on the list. For example, it’s a fucking disgrace that they elected David Fucking Brooks. That dude is so full of fucking shit, the whole …

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Apr 23 2010

Prediction

Clausen is gonna turn out to be a better NFL quarterback than Tebow, McCloy, and Bradford.

Apr 23 2010

Connect The Motherfucking Dots

Interesting: Republicans are stepping up their criticism of the Securities and Exchange Commission following reports that senior agency staffers spent hours surfing pornographic websites on government-issued computers while they were supposed to be policing the nation’s financial system. California Rep. Darrell Issa, the top Republican on the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, said it …

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Apr 22 2010

Fuck The New York Times

Stupid bitchez dying of bulimia is totally all about Fashion and Style. Only manly d00d deaths from manly d00d diseases like heart attacks have anything to do with Health.

Apr 21 2010

Statement

Kim Jones knows the difference between uninterested and disinterested.

Apr 21 2010

Less Important Question

Is it cruel to show a cat a laser pointer for thirty seconds because his antics make one laugh briefly but uproariously, when one knows that when one turns it off, said cat’s gonna spend the next three hours looking fruitlessly for the motherfucking red dot?

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