I don’t really know if this bill is any good, but seeing those fucking republican skeezfucks take a massive steel-toed boot in the motherfucking gonads is doubleplusultrafuckingoutstanding.

Watching the House on C-SPAN. Here are a few preliminary thoughts: (1) I was laughing my fucking ass off when they all turned and faced the flag and recited the pledge of allegiance. What is this, fucking grade school? (2) The Republicans really are total raving fucking maniacs (and shitty actors). Passing this bill is …

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What the fucking fuck is the deal with all this GIANT BLUEBERRY spam?

Chief Motherfucking Justice of the Supreme Motherfucking Court of the United States had his feefees hurt by mean owd Pwesident Owbama. Sack the fuck up, you fucking pathetic asshole.

Shitass singer Ronan Tynan–who used to pollute the 7th inning stretch at Yankee Stadium with his grotesque fake-ass militaristic God Bless America glurge until he got caught up in some supposed anti-semitic comment foofaraw–has moved to Boston. I have no idea whether he deserved to be run out of town or not, but good fucking …

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Jeezus fuck! All that “This protein does fuckthing to this other protein and then PROFIT!” shit makes me want to stab my fucking eyeballs out.

As part of their St. Patrick’s Day Parade (which is held today) zero tolerance policy, the city of Hoboken, NJ, has decided to allow bars to open two hours early at 9AM instead of the usual 11AM. Now that’s the kind of zero motherfucking tolerance I can get behind!

Jake Delhomme oughta sack the fucking fuck up and lay off the weeping willow shit. He’s got bajillions of fucking dollars in the bank, and is gonna be one of the hottest free agents out there, in a no-salary-cap year.

Reasonable conservative blogger Jon Swift has just died, as reported by his mom in a comment at his blog. It is a tremendous fucking shame that he will not be around to see his reasonable conservative ideas in action repairing the destruction wreaked on America by radical leftist Obama.