Watching the House on C-SPAN. Here are a few preliminary thoughts:
(1) I was laughing my fucking ass off when they all turned and faced the flag and recited the pledge of allegiance. What is this, fucking grade school?
(2) The Republicans really are total raving fucking maniacs (and shitty actors). Passing this bill is tyranny?? Really??
(3) Who the fuck is Clarence D. Lumpkin, and why the fuck is a post office being named after him?
(4) That was pretty fucking hilarious when some douchebag Republican scuzbucket from Jersey raised some parliamentary question about why the acting speaker wouldn’t grant him ten minutes to “speak to the american people” instead of five minutes, and the acting speaker told him to fuck off.
UPDATE: Whoever is the acting speaker right now (3:20PM D.C. time) is a badass. Oh, they just displayed that it’s Jesse Jackson, Jr. He is a stern motherfucker. And things are getting very heated. Issa is a smarmy dude.
UPDATE 2: Half of these fucking republican douchebags look and sound like they’ve been on three-day booze benders.
UPDATE 3: Heed the gavel, motherfuckers!