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Adios, Motherfucker

Shitass singer Ronan Tynan–who used to pollute the 7th inning stretch at Yankee Stadium with his grotesque fake-ass militaristic God Bless America glurge until he got caught up in some supposed anti-semitic comment foofaraw–has moved to Boston. I have no idea whether he deserved to be run out of town or not, but good fucking riddance to the asshole. He’ll fit right in in the Red Sock fan-riddled shithole that is Beantown.

When asked whether he would consider vomiting up his shit at Fenway Park, he said he wouldn’t rule it out. Hilariously, a Boston Globe Red Sock beat writer told him in no uncertain terms to fuck right off.

Comments

  1. says

    Physioprof – Your comments on the festering shithole sometimes known as Boston are really too generous by half. But the Yankees still suck. That is all.

  2. Phledge says

    What amazes me about your writing, CPP, is that I am happy to read your screeds about people and places that mean nothing to me. I will be using the word “hilariously” to begin most of my sentences for the rest of the week.

  3. Dennis says

    Ugh, good riddance. Next, can we get Giuliani to move to Boston and stop coming to games too?

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