Shitass singer Ronan Tynan–who used to pollute the 7th inning stretch at Yankee Stadium with his grotesque fake-ass militaristic God Bless America glurge until he got caught up in some supposed anti-semitic comment foofaraw–has moved to Boston. I have no idea whether he deserved to be run out of town or not, but good fucking riddance to the asshole. He’ll fit right in in the Red Sock fan-riddled shithole that is Beantown.
When asked whether he would consider vomiting up his shit at Fenway Park, he said he wouldn’t rule it out. Hilariously, a Boston Globe Red Sock beat writer told him in no uncertain terms to fuck right off.
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Katharine
March 7, 2010 at 12:27 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Why do conservatives hate everybody?
vegofish
March 7, 2010 at 12:38 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Why are liberal elitist assholes so fucking hypocritical?
Dr Becca
March 7, 2010 at 12:45 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Those ears!!!!! This is very good news.
Spiny Norman
March 7, 2010 at 12:47 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Physioprof – Your comments on the festering shithole sometimes known as Boston are really too generous by half. But the Yankees still suck. That is all.
Phledge
March 7, 2010 at 3:29 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
What amazes me about your writing, CPP, is that I am happy to read your screeds about people and places that mean nothing to me. I will be using the word “hilariously” to begin most of my sentences for the rest of the week.
Kowalski
March 7, 2010 at 7:42 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Hahahaha!!!!
Also, your comedy troll is fucking hilarious as well.
Dennis
March 13, 2010 at 11:53 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Ugh, good riddance. Next, can we get Giuliani to move to Boston and stop coming to games too?