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Mar 07 2010

Adios, Motherfucker

Shitass singer Ronan Tynan–who used to pollute the 7th inning stretch at Yankee Stadium with his grotesque fake-ass militaristic God Bless America glurge until he got caught up in some supposed anti-semitic comment foofaraw–has moved to Boston. I have no idea whether he deserved to be run out of town or not, but good fucking riddance to the asshole. He’ll fit right in in the Red Sock fan-riddled shithole that is Beantown.

When asked whether he would consider vomiting up his shit at Fenway Park, he said he wouldn’t rule it out. Hilariously, a Boston Globe Red Sock beat writer told him in no uncertain terms to fuck right off.

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  1. 1
    Katharine

    Why do conservatives hate everybody?

  2. 2
    vegofish

    Why are liberal elitist assholes so fucking hypocritical?

  3. 3
    Dr Becca

    Those ears!!!!! This is very good news.

  4. 4
    Spiny Norman

    Physioprof – Your comments on the festering shithole sometimes known as Boston are really too generous by half. But the Yankees still suck. That is all.

  5. 5
    Phledge

    What amazes me about your writing, CPP, is that I am happy to read your screeds about people and places that mean nothing to me. I will be using the word “hilariously” to begin most of my sentences for the rest of the week.

  6. 6
    Kowalski

    Hahahaha!!!!

    Also, your comedy troll is fucking hilarious as well.

  7. 7
    Dennis

    Ugh, good riddance. Next, can we get Giuliani to move to Boston and stop coming to games too?

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