Apolo Ohno is gonna end up a teevee douchebag.

How fucking cool is it when Tony Manero gives his first prize in the dance contest to the couple who should have won?

What the fucking fuck is the motherfucking dealio with NBC doing a motherfucking long-winded retrospective piece on 9/11 in the middle of the motherfucking supposed Olympics program while LIVE MOTHERFUCKING SPORTS EVENTS ARE TAKING PLACE!?!?!?!?!? Fuck you NBC, you fucking ridiculous douchebags.

Can someone please explain to me why the Democrats didn’t take the opportunity of the “Health Care Summit” to tell the American people that the Republicans are lying, hateful, sacks of motherfucking shit who would be happy to see middle-class and poor Americans lying in the gutter dying of treatable illnesses and trying to survive …

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Scientists just have to sack the fuck up on this, and let go of the “he was meaaannnn when he told me my analysis was flawed/writing was shit/control was irrelevant”. I forwarded the Specific Aims page of a grant I am currently working on to one of my colleagues to get some input. His input …

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A few of my colleagues are feeling sorry for Tiger Woods, because they perceive the media and the golf establishment as somehow having “turned on him”. Who gives a fuck? His public persona has jack fucking shit to do with him making moolah actually playing golf. But he has made hundreds of millions as a …

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One of our commenters suggests the following strategy for getting what you want from an administrative bureaucrat: I take a deep breath just before entering their office. [Then I look] them in the eye and say[] “look here you fuck, I need X, Y and Z. And you are wasting my fucking time with all …

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Mike The Mad Fucking Biologist has an interesting post up today about defaulting, or threatening to default, on mortgages. Corporations default on secured loans every fucking day simply as a business judgment, and no one says jack fuck about it being some sort of “moral failure”. And they threaten to default to renegotiate eleventeen fuckjillion …

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w00t! But did they really have to stick one of those douchebag bluetooth doohickeys in her ear? I mean, seriously, is there a single person on the entire face of the earth walking around with one of those things in their ear that is *not* a complete utter douche? (h/t my favorite computer engineer!)