I take a deep breath just before entering their office. [Then I look] them in the eye and say “look here you fuck, I need X, Y and Z. And you are wasting my fucking time with all this fucking bullshit. So what you are going to do, is get on that fucking computer of yours and type what ever the fuck it is you type in order to make it happen. Capice?”
Well, that is a close enough paraphrase!