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Dec 27 2009

Get A Fucking Grip You Pantswetting Douchewads

Two Passengers Detained After Landing In Phoenix:

The passenger told authorities the two men, described as being Middle Eastern, were speaking “loudly” in their native language.

The passenger then saw a suicide bomber on the DVD version of the movie “The Kingdom,” and one of the men reportedly got up to use the lavatory when the fasten-seatbelt sign was lit.

“The totality of those three occurrences led this passenger to believe this was suspicious,” Johnson said.

The men were cooperative with the FBI when questioned, then were later released to catch another flight to their final destination in California. Neither was charged.

Yeah, evul terrorists totally implement their nefarious plans by speaking loudly to one another, playing suicide bomber DVDs, and brazenly flouting the fasten-seatbelt sign.

3 comments

  1. 1
    unbalanced reaction

    I’m only going to read espn and gossip sites until this whole thing blows over. I can’t handle another bbcnews or cnn headline about this.

  2. 2
    Physiobabe

    I agree. Is everyone a fucking terrorist???? Jesus.

  3. 3
    Genomic Repairman

    As a brown bastard, I myself got a fucking “thorough” searching on Christmas Day when flying home but I’m cool with it. This crap is just mindnumbingly retarded.

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