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Dec 12 2009

David Fucking Brooks Ruins Motherfucking Hannukah

Jesus fucking christ:

Tonight Jewish kids will light the menorah, spin their dreidels and get their presents, but Hanukkah is the most adult of holidays. It commemorates an event in which the good guys did horrible things, the bad guys did good things and in which everybody is flummoxed by insoluble conflicts that remain with us today. It’s a holiday that accurately reflects how politics is, how history is, how life is.

If I had only one day’s worth of oil, I’d pour it all over Brooks and pray to motherfucking Yahweh to make the shit burn for eight motherfucking days. Reading his fucking gag-inducing drivel is as painful as a third-degree burn.

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  1. 1
    LostMarbles

    You’re wrong. What actually ruins Hannukah is the lack of decent sufganiyot on this continent.

  2. 2
    Spiny Norman

    So you’re a masochist, then. Just remember: every minute you spend reading NYT Op-Ed is a minute spent getting stupider and closer to death. It’s not so different from peeling paint chips off of an old building, and eating them.

    Except, eating the paint chips is more carbon-neutral.

  3. 3
    Katie

    Can I just tell you, and I know that this is off-topic, but I love how much you curse? It’s so refreshing to see someone write the way I talk.

  4. 4
    History Punk

    “Can I just tell you, and I know that this is off-topic, but I love how much you curse”

    Didn’t really give the man a chance to say no, did ya?

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