Monthly Archive: December 2009

Dec 31 2009

Happy Motherfucking New Year, Peeps!

Peace! Love! Motherfucking Jameson!

Dec 28 2009

Rejection of Reality

Rational response to terrorism necessarily includes giving serious consideration to the fact that *our* actions as the biggest imperial military power on Earth have a massive influence on the *desire* of wackaloon nutjobs to blow themselves to smithereens while taking out one of our civilian aircraft. Of course, this consideration is absolute taboo in our …

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Dec 27 2009

Get A Fucking Grip You Pantswetting Douchewads

Two Passengers Detained After Landing In Phoenix: The passenger told authorities the two men, described as being Middle Eastern, were speaking “loudly” in their native language. The passenger then saw a suicide bomber on the DVD version of the movie “The Kingdom,” and one of the men reportedly got up to use the lavatory when …

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Dec 25 2009

Merry Whatthefuckever!


Dec 23 2009

I Love Professional Sports, But…

I love sports, and it makes me fucking sick the way professional sports teams, leagues, and–most vomit-inducing–pampered teevee blitherers tie themselves to the Troops (TM) like a motherfucking string of tin cans clanking along the road behind the car of a newlywed couple. Mike and Mike are the absolute fucking worst with their slavering gun-sniffing. …

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Dec 22 2009

Filling Roles

It has been said that what distinguishes great golfers from not-so-great golfers is not the quality of their good shots, but the quality of their bad shots. While their good shots do not differ very much, the great golfers’ bad shots are much better than the not-so-great golfers’ bad shots. The administrative lesson to take …

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Dec 20 2009

Expert NFL Ponderable

If Minnesota and the Eagles both end up 12-4 or 11-5, who gets the first round bye?

Dec 20 2009


How many motherfucking open-field tackles are the motherfucking Eagles gonna fucking miss!?!?!?!?

Dec 20 2009

Question For My Readers

Is there some reason that all the NFL teevee douchebags pronounce Jets QB Mark Sanchez’s name as “Mark San-CHEZ”–with the stress on the second syllable–rather than as “Mark SAN-chez”–which seems like the more prevalent pronounciation of this very common last name? Is that how Sanchez’s family pronounces the name? Or are these motherfucking NFL teevee …

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Dec 20 2009

Woefully Arrant Bullshit NFL Teevee Douchebags Say

During the Jets broadcast after noting that the Lions are giving the Cardinals a hard time in today’s game: There is no such thing as a schedule advantage in the NFL; you still have to win games.

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