Monthly Archive: November 2009

Nov 13 2009

A SMART Plan? No, A Wackaloon Dumbfuck Plan!

My jaw dropped when I read this absurd piece of garbage printed this week in Science. It’s yet another whiny-ass titty-baby diatribe concerning NIH’s attempts to level the playing field for New/Early-Stage Investigators by paying some of their grants outside the nominal payline. I’m not gonna quote the whole thing, but here is a fisking …

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Nov 11 2009

One Of Carlin’s Best Bits

Twisty’s post today reminded me of how good this bit is:

Nov 11 2009

Shorter David Fucking Brooks

It is morally and politically unserious to conclude that a single individual motivated by religious hatred who goes on a killing spree in the United States is mentally disturbed and not evidence that American muslims are a fifth column that seeks to kill American jews and christians, but it is totes serious to completely ignore …

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Nov 09 2009


You’re down by a touchdown, it’s fourth down with about three minutes left in the game, and you go for (and make) a motherfucking 52 yard field goal!?!?!?!?!?!? Are you fucking kidding me!?!?!? THERE IS NO “E” FOR EFFORT IN FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLAY TO WIN, DUMBASS!!!!

Nov 04 2009


Matsui-san and Mo for co-MVP!!!!1!11!1!!!1!!ELEVENTY!!!111!!!1!! UPDATE: MATSUI-SAN MVP!!!!!!!!! And he’s SMILING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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