I used to pipette 4M NaCl stock solution into my lunchtime soup when I was a post-doc.

If I am exiting a public doorway in front of you, and I hold the door briefly as I exit so you can then hold it for yourself without it striking you, don’t stop in the doorway while I’m holding it and use both hands to button your coat. I’m not your motherfucking valet, cockwad.

Let’s beat those motherfucking minnesotan douchebags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Biochem Belle posted something interesting yesterday concerning her own training history as a grad student and post-doc and how it will position her for securing a tenure-track faculty position in the biomedical sciences: When I made the decision to pursue a career in science, I was almost done with my BS and jumped straight into …

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Woo-Hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What’s the over-under on the number of sick-fuck right-wing wackaloon shitbag whiny-ass titty-babies who wail that it was really George W. Bush who totes deserved the Nobel peace prize?

Wow this shit is totally fucking awesome, right? Democrats are breathing a sigh of relief after a positive cost report on health care overhaul gave them a chance to rally around a Senate plan that significantly expands coverage while trimming the federal deficit. The Congressional Budget Office said Wednesday that the latest version of the …

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How fucking pathetic is it that the Tampa Bay Rays’ mascot is not a motherfucking ray?