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Fine! The Opera Sucks My Dick! (UPDATED)

I tried to write a nuanced balanced post about how some stupid fuckups booed the opera and the dumbshit NY Times thinks that anyone else could givafuk about some douches booing the opera. But no, a bunch of galoons assume that I don’t like the opera. Well, maybe I do and maybe I don’t.

But I am taking the official position that the opera can suck my fucking dick. Now this is motherfucking music:

UPDATE: I had no idea there were so many covers of War Pigs on Youtube! War Pigs kicks the opera’s fuckig ass.

Comments

  1. Physiogroupie IV says

    I have a terrible virtual crush on you! I want to go to the opera, cook veal stew, cheer on the Yankees, and knock back motherfucking Jameson with you. And work in your lab. Give me a job!!

    (It’s that horrible time of year again, luckily, around SFN when I am looking for a job.) The cycle repeats…

  2. says

    That would be so meta! PP making his own comments on his posts… no need for anyone to read them at all… sounds like Faux News.

    PP, how about we compromise? As soon as Gwar makes an opera, I’ll buy you tickets to it.

  3. says

    Um, isn’t every GWAR concert already an opera?

    And you won’t find any jerkwads booing there. At least, none that are walking out alive.

  4. says

    Giving a damn about rich ass mofos whining about artistic changes to their fancypants operas is right up there with the rage I shared with those banksters wives that were blogging about and being written up in the “NEWS” concerning the horrific suffering of having to cut back on nannies’ hours and having to actually cook at home “sometimes/more often” because their bankster husbands were making a few bucks less for a very short period of time.

    I worry about shit like that every time I flush the toilet. Sure, I do…

  5. Anonymous Saturday says

    CPP – I respect you and heart your posts and know you are a friend to women.

    There’s something I don’t get. Maybe you or even Ms. CPP will help me understand.

    If I were a guy (I’m not), and if I *liked* getting oral sex, I’d avoid phrases like the title you gave this post. Maybe I’d even convey a sense of reverence when I refer to oral sex.

    I might say things to my wife like “Cuddle-kin, thanks for watching the football game with me tonight. It was so fun, it was like that time last week when…”

    Of course, this would be my shameless ploy to get more of what I luv 2 get. Anybody married to me would know that. I think it might work tho.

    So maybe you’ll help me understand.

    P.S. Please be gentle.

  6. says

    I love classical music; I love the ballet, but opera just sounds like somebody’s doing bad things to a cat to me. I usually fall asleep by halftime.

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