Monthly Archive: September 2009

Sep 22 2009

How To Not Be A Total Motherfucking Douche In Line At Starbucks

(1) Make up your motherfucking mind about what motherfucking drink you want during the five minutes you have been waiting in the motherfucking line, not after you reach the head of the line and the motherfucking barista asks you what the fuck you want. (2) Put away the motherfucking cell phone while you engage in …

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Sep 21 2009

One Month!?

According to a report on CNN someone named Khloe Kardashian of whom I have never before heard is marrying NBA basketball player Lamar Odom on Sunday: The reality star plans to marry her NBA player beau Lamar Odom on Sunday in the Los Angeles, California, area, sources confirm to People magazine. * * * The …

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Sep 20 2009

Question For My Politically Savvy Readers

Why the fuck is Obama involving himself in the New York governor’s race?

Sep 19 2009

Scribbler’s Going Straight To Heaven

Our favorite bartender blogger, Scribbler, is definitely going straight to heaven!

Sep 19 2009

Linguistic Manifestation Of Stunted Cognitive, Emotional, and Moral Development

For years, I have been amused by computer illiterate morons coming to tech support forums and whining about how “my Internet is broken!” or “my Adobe won’t work!” or “when I click on my Internet, nothing happens!” I could never quite put my finger on what felt so meaningful about this completely ridiculous usage of …

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Sep 13 2009


It’s motherfucking FOOTBALL SEASON!!!!!!!!!11!1!11!!111!!

Sep 13 2009

Quantitative Perspective On Wingnut Pig Demonstration In DC

Wacked-out greedy selfish wingnut fuckup pigs, 60,000-70,000: Thousands of conservative protesters from across the country converged on the Capitol Saturday morning to demonstrate against President Obama’s proposals for health care reform and voicing opposition to big government, what they say is over-the-top spending. Carrying signs depicting President Obama as Adolf Hitler and the Joker, and …

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Sep 09 2009


Sep 09 2009

HIP HIP JORGE!!!!!!!!!!

WOO MOTHERFUCKING HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sep 09 2009

Athletic Beauty (UPDATED)


Derek Jeter just tied Lou Gherig’s record for most hits as a NY Yankee. UPDATE: Someone who was at the game sent me this picture:

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