One Month!?


According to a report on CNN someone named Khloe Kardashian of whom I have never before heard is marrying NBA basketball player Lamar Odom on Sunday:

The reality star plans to marry her NBA player beau Lamar Odom on Sunday in the Los Angeles, California, area, sources confirm to People magazine.

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The couple have been dating for only about a month, but their whirlwind romance is going well.

“They’re very, very happy,” older sister Kim told People this month. “Khloe thinks he’s amazing and makes her laugh and smile constantly.”

I tend to be a pretty optimistic person, but getting married after dating for one motherfucking month sounds like a really bad fucking idea, even if the romance is “going well”.

Comments

  1. says

    Marriages among celebutainment types usually aren’t famous for their length even when the couple’s been dating far longer for a month. But then, I do have a friend whose parents got married on their first date (which started in CA and was extended to Vegas once they’d made up their minds).

  2. says

    Maybe she’s pregnant. Ha.

    In two months, they’ll get a divorce and once again it’ll be in the news. They think they need more public attention that they need brains.

  3. says

    On one hand, my best friend in high school had parents who married after a three-month courtship and lived pretty happily ever after.

    On the other hand, I couldn’t sleep one night. I slunk into the living room and turned on “Dateline”. This episode featured a salacious account of a “hippie” couple who had married within 48 hours of their introduction to one another. They opened some artsy business together and stayed married for, like, thirty years. Then the wife was murdered in a particularly grisly fashion at their suburban home. Then the husband began nonchalantly conducting media tours of the murder grounds. Then he married someone new a mere year later.

    Then I really could not sleep.

    I find it very refreshing that you have no fucking clue who the Kardashian women are, CPP. Clearly, you are not destined to live in Los Angeles.

    P.S. I think the Goddess is pulling our leg.

  4. says

    Juniper, I assure you I am pulling no leg. I met Mr. Isis at a wedding and we went out twice because we lived on opposite coasts. One month later, I started traveling across the country to live with the dude. A few months later I made the permanent move. We’ve been together 9 years.

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