According to a report on CNN someone named Khloe Kardashian of whom I have never before heard is marrying NBA basketball player Lamar Odom on Sunday:
The reality star plans to marry her NBA player beau Lamar Odom on Sunday in the Los Angeles, California, area, sources confirm to People magazine.
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The couple have been dating for only about a month, but their whirlwind romance is going well.
“They’re very, very happy,” older sister Kim told People this month. “Khloe thinks he’s amazing and makes her laugh and smile constantly.”
I tend to be a pretty optimistic person, but getting married after dating for one motherfucking month sounds like a really bad fucking idea, even if the romance is “going well”.