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Monthly Archive: July 2009

Jul 21 2009

Hellz YEAH!!!11!!

Guess who’s in motherfucking first place!!

Jul 21 2009

Hypocritical Far-Right-Wing Deranged Religious Fuckwits Forge Governor’s Signature For Wackaloon Jeezus Shit

As usual, the far-right-wing Jeezus-worshipping morality crusaders turn out the be degenerate sleazeball lying motherfuckers: State Representative Sally Kern’s proclamation of morality has been a lightning rod from the beginning, blaming the nation’s economic problems on morality and claiming the nation is a world leader in abortion, pornography and other forms of debauchery. Now, a …

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Jul 20 2009

Chest Waxing For Charity

ScienceBlogger Ethan Siegel of Starts With A Bang is gonna video-blog himself having his chest waxed, and in honor of this Isis The Scientist and Comrade PhysioProf are each gonna donate $500 to Kiva Loans. Kiva is a charitable entity that acts as a clearinghouse for micro-lenders and micro-borrowers to implement loans that help enable …

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Jul 19 2009

Tzedakah

Fellow ScienceBlogger Ethan Siegel of Starts With a Bang is going to shave his head in furtherance of charity, if 100 people leave comments on this blog post pledging to donate either $10 or four hours of time to charity.

Jul 19 2009

WOO-MOTHERFUCKING-HOO!!!!11!!11!

Jul 19 2009

Whoops!

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PhysioWife and Comrade PhysioProf were fucking wasted last night and having our own dance party. While we were dancing to this song, things got out of hand: When the dust cleared, the Yankee gnome ended up on the DL. Fortunately, PhysioWife is an outstanding gnome surgeon:

Jul 16 2009

Delusional GOP Fuckwads Crack Me The Fuck UP!!!111!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! In a potential sign of Sotomayor’s strong political momentum, however, Senate Republicans indicated they do not intend to filibuster her nomination on the Senate floor. It’s also a “potential sign” of the filibuster-proof Democratic caucus majority in the Senate! Fucking right-wing morons are just getting more and more pathetic every day, pretending like they …

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Jul 15 2009

Insultingly Fucking Stupid Analogies For $1000

Uncertain Chad seems to have given up the ghost today, with one of the most insultingly fucking stupid analogies I have ever heard: I am a fan of the New York Giants. I believe that they can win every game they play. I hope that they will win every game that they play. I get …

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Jul 15 2009

So? What’s The Motherfucking Problem?

Fucking Democrats need to sack the motherfucking fuck up: President Barack Obama may rely only on Democrats to push health-care legislation through the U.S. Congress if Republican resistance doesn’t eventually give way, two of the president’s top advisers said. “Ultimately, this is not about a process, it’s about results,” David Axelrod, Obama’s senior political strategist, …

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Jul 14 2009

Question For My Readers

Have you ever dealt with an individual who views the entire universe as existing only to serve her own purposes, lacks even the faintest clue how her statements and actions are perceived by others, and is completely unaware that other people have their own goals and purposes? Gimme some fucking stories.

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