Monthly Archive: June 2009

Jun 29 2009


Jun 28 2009

Motherfucking Soccer

What the fucking fuck is that incessant loud buzzing sound filling the motherfucking stadium? It sounds like eleventeen bajillion fucktillion angry motherfucking bumble bees.

Jun 28 2009

Weapons of Mass Destruction

Hmm: Jacksonville Police say they arrested a man for having weapons of mass destruction. On Friday officers arrested Clay Stampley from a routine traffic stop. Police say Stampley was carrying a concealed weapon which turned out to be a sawed off shotgun. After a search of a residents police say they found another sawed off …

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Jun 23 2009

Kim Kardashian Nude (UPDATED)

Who the fuck is Kim Kardashian, and why the fuck am I getting hammered with spam comments providing links to pictures of him or her nude? UPDATE: After I published this post, the deluge of Kim Kardashian Nude comment spam ceased. Maybe the Kim Kardashian Nude spam-bots are designed to not post Kim Kardashian Nude …

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Jun 22 2009

Weird Fucking Dream

Last night I dreamt that I was sitting on a park bench on a beach next to former President George H.W. Bush. His left forearm was in a cast. We were chatting, and I asked him where his Secret Service protector dudes were. He suddenly stood up, threw me to the sand, pulled a sawed-off …

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Jun 18 2009

What The Fucking Fuck!?!?!?!?!?

A dude just called in to a sports radio show I am listening to to complain about the US Open golf tournament’s treatment of today’s ticket holders. For those who aren’t aware, today’s first round started, and a few players played a few holes, and then it got suspended, and finally rained out. This ticket …

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Jun 18 2009


Yeah, I know. Every fucking blog on Earth has embedded this Youtube. So fucking sue me. UPDATE: PETA is completely out of their motherfucking minds: In a nutshell, our position is this: He isn’t the Buddha, he’s a human being, and human beings have a long way to go before they think before they act.

Jun 16 2009

Getting A Tenure-Track Position

Candid Engineer has been musing about the Cell/Nature/Science GlamourMagz mania in her post-doctoral laboratory: I need to remind myself that I don’t need this kind of publication to succeed. I need to remind myself about one of my labmates, who has numerous impact factor 4-5 papers from her stint as a postdoc, got 9 interviews …

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Jun 14 2009



Jun 13 2009

Comrade PhysioProf Is Fucking Speechless

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