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Jun 28 2009

Motherfucking Soccer

What the fucking fuck is that incessant loud buzzing sound filling the motherfucking stadium? It sounds like eleventeen bajillion fucktillion angry motherfucking bumble bees.

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  1. 1
    Mad Hatter

    Who cares about the motherfucking bumble bees when we have GOOOOAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!

  2. 2
    puddy

    brazille wins… the universe returns to its natural course… soccer still sucks.

  3. 3
    puddy

    er… brazil. whatev…

  4. 4
    Comrade PhysioProf

    That shit really is painfully boring. So, does anyone know what that motherfucking buzzing sound was going on the whole fucking game?

  5. 5
    Mad Hatter

    According to ESPN, it’s the sound of a plastic trumpet called a vuvuzela.

  6. 6
    chris

    The plastic horns, known as vuvuzelas, give the impression of a hive of buzzing bees. –ny times

  7. 7
    Gonzo

    LOL, I live close to a soccer stadium and hear this every weekend.

  8. 8
    LostMarbles

    CPP,

    You have no place to complain about the boringness of any sport – you watch baseball.

  9. 9
    Comrade PhysioProf

    At least in baseball there’s something to look at that makes sense. Watching soccer is like watching a couple dozen second graders running around the playground during recess.

  10. 10
    Gonzo

    But the rules are simple:
    The round has to go into the square.
    (Badly translated German proverb)

    Now Baseball, there are people in funny costumes running in circles. Don’t get me wrong it’s more fun to watch than soccer, but it doesn’t make any sense to me.

  11. 11
    Gluecypher

    And as an added value you get to see lotsa vale-tudo fighting going on after the games (and, given the right teams even on-field). Two for the price of one. Aaaand…a socker game is over after max. 2 and a half hours (2 x overtime plus penalty). And what do 10 overweight, steroid-doped morons in funny clothes running in cicles have to do with S-P-O-R-T-S??

  12. 12
    Gonzo

    Sports?
    Now really, going downstairs from the fourth floor to the corner shop next door to buy a packet of cigarettes and then climbing upstairs again – that’s sports!
    Sitting in front of the telly to watch people running around – that’s entertainment.

  13. 13
    peter

    Watching any sport is about the dumbest fucking thing anyone above the level of a fourth grader can do. What the shit, some assholes running along chasing some stupid objects around or trying to hit them with some derived farm equipment? What the fuck, you guys must have mush in your brains.

    Go, fuck your wifes, at least that gives you some exercise – if done in the proper position.
    Fucking sports, my ass…

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