Weird Fucking Dream


Last night I dreamt that I was sitting on a park bench on a beach next to former President George H.W. Bush. His left forearm was in a cast. We were chatting, and I asked him where his Secret Service protector dudes were. He suddenly stood up, threw me to the sand, pulled a sawed-off shotgun out of his cast, and shoved the barrel into my motherfucking chest. As I struggled to push the gun away, shouting, “George! George! What the fucking fuck are you doing!?!?!?”, I woke up.

Before I went to sleep last night, I ate some peanut M&Ms.

Comments

  1. sciencegeeka says

    Dude. Don’t be eating any jelly beans before bed, or else you’ll start dreaming of Reagan.

  2. BB says

    Hm, Hillary R. Clinton’s arm is in a cast; maybe GWB was a symbol of her in your dream. You wouldn’t be mad about any current US foreign policy, would you?

  3. jc says

    Dude, but did you have that crazyawful raw seafood dish you concocted before the M&Ms? Don’t fall asleep with Fixed News on in the background, it burns.

  4. says

    LMAO! I have yet to dream of a president. But I’m sure my brain is now filing this post away for later, so when I go to bed tonight I’ll dream that I’m Lincoln or something.

  5. says

    That’s a good one. Last night I dreamt that I woke up in a hotel bed next to my graduate advisor. I think we were at a conference. Holy mother of God.

  6. says

    The experiment to do is obviously to eat pretzels tonight before bed, ideally catching one a little in your throat (not terminally!) to see if you can change the central character.

  7. Isabel says

    or not smoking….were you taking a break from grass after regular use for a while?

    One of the studies DM’s post linked to included some data about that common phenomenon, strange dreams after cessation of cannabis use, which I usually experience myself.

    I never really thought about it as a withdrawal symptom though, but it does worry me a little, does it indicate a different quality of sleep, I wonder?

  8. BikeMonkey says

    Christ, Isabel. You don’t actually take DM seriously do you? He’s notorious..

  9. Isabel says

    Well, I thought that ‘symptom’ had some validity. I certainly experience it. Though I can’t decide if I am just not remembering the dreams, or if I really dream far less or not at all while smoking cannabis regularly (moderately). Assuming our dreams and sleep cycles have some reason for being…

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