Yeah, I know. Every fucking blog on Earth has embedded this Youtube. So fucking sue me.
UPDATE: PETA is completely out of their motherfucking minds:
In a nutshell, our position is this: He isn’t the Buddha, he’s a human being, and human beings have a long way to go before they think before they act.

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Nat
June 18, 2009 at 3:17 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
YES!
Nat
June 18, 2009 at 3:18 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Dude’s like the Karate Kid!
Can’t wait till he takes down the Cobra Kai-publicans.
(sry for double comment)
bikemonkey
June 18, 2009 at 3:36 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
he used chopsticks?
Gonzo
June 18, 2009 at 3:50 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Hahahaaa! Awesome!
(And fuck PETA.)
Patchi
June 18, 2009 at 3:52 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I might be getting myself one of those bug catchers… to make it easier to flush the spiders down the toilet!
PalMD
June 18, 2009 at 5:18 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I like to catch mosquitoes in my hand, then high five my buddy. Come and get me, PETA!
Gonzo
June 18, 2009 at 7:20 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I don’t get this bug catcher, if I don’t want to squash a bug, I just use a jar and a piece of cardboard.
Ouyang Dan
June 19, 2009 at 1:21 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Seriously? They are going to send him a fucking bug catcher?
Just when I thought I’d had my fill of bullshit…
LostMarbles
June 19, 2009 at 10:44 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Why do you guys get a head-of-state that’s a secret ninja? It’s not fair. We want one too.
BB
June 22, 2009 at 8:38 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Drosophila researchers, beware. PeTA’s looking for you.
And what Gonzo said.
Nat
June 22, 2009 at 8:40 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Yeah, stuck between a rock and a hard place, with PETA on one side and Sarah Palin on the other! Is this a case of “the enemy of my enemy is my friend”?