Dear Unproductive Senior Faculty:
If you have proven your total inability to effectively manage a laboratory containing a half dozen scientists, where the fuck do you get the cockamamie idea that you know better than the motherfucking dean how to run a motherfucking medical school with hundreds of faculty and thousands of other scientists? And when you bloviate endlessly at faculty meetings about what the dean is doing wrong and what he should be doing, you are not impressing anyone. At best you inspire pity, and at worst total fucking derision.
Please shut the fuck up already, get your own house in order, and leave the rest of us the fuck alone.
Your Productive Colleagues