Monthly Archive: April 2009

Apr 16 2009

The Dregs Of American Society

Comrade PhysioProf walked through one of these wackaloon teabagger parties yesterday. Looking at and listening to the people in attendance, it was abundantly clear that they represent the most ignorant stone-cold-fucking-stupid dregs of the dregs of remaining sewage of the sick-fuck right wing of American society. These selfish whiny pig people are repugnant to decent …

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Apr 14 2009

Tweet This, Motherfuckers

Rumors and nefarious shenanigans notwithstanding, Comrade PhysioProf is not twittering, will never twitter, and thinks all this twitter mania is totally fucking ridic. Why not join Sheril, James, and Comrade PhysioProf in the Coalition of the Sane? Or would you rather end up like this poor motherfucker?

Apr 13 2009

Yankee Pitching (UPDATED)

Good lord, what a fucking dumpster fire. UPDATE: Nick Motherfucking Swisher is pitching right the fuck NOW!

Apr 11 2009

Blog Against Theocracy Repost

Here is a repost of some of Comrade PhysioProf’s thoughts about marriage: These recently passed propositions that deny marriage equality as a civil right are based solely in religiously motivated hatred, plain and simple. The solution to all of this is to get the state out of the “marriage” business completely, and give absolutely no …

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Apr 11 2009


Comrade PhysioProf just found out that one of the people who beat him out during his initial tenure-track job search was just shitcanned after having failed completely to establish a successful research program. I feel bad for this person, but I do not feel bad for the department that failed to take the opportunity to …

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Apr 09 2009

Theology (UPDATED)

Would it have been enough had god not even brought us out of Egypt? Or instead of dayenu would we have been all like, “Fuck you god, you left us here as slaves in motherfucking Egypt you fucking asshole”? UPDATE: A dear friend of the blog has pointed out that this would dramatically shorten the …

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Apr 08 2009

Uh, Oh

Looks like the cat is out of the bag.

Apr 07 2009


Some of our favorite loons just keep the wackaloonery flowing! First, we’ve got obsessive high-school debate-team champion Michael Hawkins in a steel-cage death-match with the rhetorical voices in his head: Please refrain from setting up strawmen based upon your flawed English. Let’s examine the sentence. “For more conclusive proof, one can simply recognize no ultimate …

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Apr 05 2009

Fuck The Rotisserification Of Baseball

I am watching my first Baseball Tonight of the season, and Peter Gammons–a decent analyst and smooth speaker–analyzes Minnesota’s chances, stating that so-and-so and such-and-so need to up their “OPS” by fifty points. Motherfucking rotisserie stats dweebs are a fucking cancer at the heart of Baseball Tonight. Baseball fans do not want to hear about …

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Apr 05 2009

Bike Shop Hijinks!

DuWayne Brayton posted today about what a fucking pain in the ass it is for a well-trained repairperson to have to clean up after the fuck-ups of amateurs who get in over their heads. This got me reminiscing about hanging around in my buddy’s bike shop shooting the shit with him and his mechanic all …

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