Motherfucking Wang can’t keep his motherfucking pitches down, and now this poor fuck Claggett gets shelled in his first major league pitching appearance. FUCKITY FUCK!
When the fuck is Cashman gonna be shitcanned? The guy is a fucking disaster, and bears primary responsibility for the pitching staff dumpster fire.
UPDATE: WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 20-2!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
UPDATE 2: Front page of the NY Post today:
STINKEES!!!!
STADIUM: $1.5B
PAYROLL: $200M
TEAM: WORTHLESS
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DamnGoodTechnician
April 18, 2009 at 4:59 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Wow. I’m so sorr… wait, no I’m not! HA HA HA!! Suck it, Yanks!! GO SAWX!
Comrade PhysioProf
April 18, 2009 at 5:04 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Fuck you, you fucking asshole Red Sock fan!
HAHAHAHAH!
Seriously, how fucking funny is that rental car commercial where they’re in New York and all Yankees fans and then the new guy comes in and he’s all Boston accent, “You guys ready to rent some caaaaaahhhhhhssss?”
HAHAHAHAH!
DamnGoodTechnician
April 18, 2009 at 5:16 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
HA HA HAAHA! Hey, why don’t you guys bring in Swisher??
I gotta find that commercial on youtube – ain’t seen it here. I love the MLB09 commercials with Pedroia – those are f’ing funny.
DamnGoodTechnician
April 18, 2009 at 5:23 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Found it – awesome! Let’s rent some caahhss!
Comrade PhysioProf
April 18, 2009 at 5:30 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Yeah, that shit is funny. Thank fucking god I’m drunk, or I’d be crying right now.
physiobabe
April 18, 2009 at 6:05 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
As a lifelong Yankee fan, I’m embarrassed. Truly, I am fucking embarrassed!!
unbalanced reaction
April 18, 2009 at 6:11 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Sigh… college football season is soooo far away.
DuWayne
April 18, 2009 at 6:20 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Ok, just to be clear – we’re talking about baseball here – the one where folks throw a smallish ball around and whack it with a stick?
Sorry about your trainwreck of a game CPP. If it helps any, you’ll finally be getting that post about my therapy shortly now. And I will be happy to answer questions after…
scribbler50
April 18, 2009 at 6:45 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Take it easy, CPP, football is only five months away!
Anonymoustache
April 18, 2009 at 7:40 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Dude,
On the bright side nobody at the ballpark will get to go wee-wee during God Bless America. Now, doesn’t that make up for the 20-2 score or whatever? I was going to write more but I just realized it’s baseball and I dont give a flying fuck.
Bustednuckles
April 19, 2009 at 1:06 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
What the fuck are you ranting about, Baseball?
Shit.
The Blazers just got stomped on, like I could give a rat’s ass, I didn’t bother to see who won at Phoenix tonight and if I ain’t mistaken, there was a pee wee game around the corner yesterday, except maybe the mother fucker got rained out.
Let me tell ya sumthin’, my 95 year old Granny is all over that Baseball shit,sometimes I gotta keep up with that shit.
Fuck the Fuckin’ Yankees.
Bustednuckles
April 19, 2009 at 1:13 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Mwahh!
Candid Engineer
April 19, 2009 at 7:59 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I am fucking depressed.
Dr. Jekyll & Mrs. Hyde
April 19, 2009 at 1:25 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Gosh, I’m so very, very, very, very sorry.
Did I mention the Mets are winning?
Physiogroupie IV
April 19, 2009 at 1:51 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Would have been funnier if they said STANKEES.
Comrade PhysioProf
April 19, 2009 at 3:13 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
The New York Post is run by deranged right-wing assholes who are constitutionally incapable of actual humor.
jc
April 19, 2009 at 4:59 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
It was very kind of them to let all the players on the other team score. Reminds me of tee ball.
bikelib
April 19, 2009 at 6:30 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
re: the Spankees: Tee-fuckin-hee!
Comrade PhysioProf
April 19, 2009 at 6:32 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
It’s not funny, Yankee-hating scumbags! Watch it, or you’re all gonna be fucking banned! THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
bikelib
April 19, 2009 at 6:41 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
It’s hi-fuckin-larious.
Bustednuckles
April 19, 2009 at 8:07 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
What the fuck are you whining about PhisioDude?
Try being a lifelong Raiders fan !
Comrade PhysioProf
April 19, 2009 at 8:14 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
You just cheered me up!!
cookingwithsolvents
April 20, 2009 at 7:18 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
an eagles fan cheering the YANKEES?? W…T….F???!!????
unrelatedwaffle
April 20, 2009 at 1:06 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
It’s all George Costanza’s fault.
Hap
April 20, 2009 at 7:19 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
The Raiders? That’s what a twenty-year old dumpster fire looks like. Al Davis acts like a ninety-year cigarette smoker with a lighter and no short-term memory. He makes the Cleveland Browns management team look competent and sane.
paulie
April 29, 2009 at 10:32 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Are you seriously a Yankees fan? That’s kind of like rooting for Microsoft…or Exxon…
bikemonkey
April 30, 2009 at 2:20 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
and now A-Rod alleged in a pitch tipping scheme in lopsided games? what a fucking joke of a sport….