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FUCK!

Motherfucking Wang can’t keep his motherfucking pitches down, and now this poor fuck Claggett gets shelled in his first major league pitching appearance. FUCKITY FUCK!

When the fuck is Cashman gonna be shitcanned? The guy is a fucking disaster, and bears primary responsibility for the pitching staff dumpster fire.

UPDATE: WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 20-2!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

UPDATE 2: Front page of the NY Post today:

STINKEES!!!!

STADIUM: $1.5B

PAYROLL: $200M

TEAM: WORTHLESS

Comments

  1. says

    Fuck you, you fucking asshole Red Sock fan!

    HAHAHAHAH!

    Seriously, how fucking funny is that rental car commercial where they’re in New York and all Yankees fans and then the new guy comes in and he’s all Boston accent, “You guys ready to rent some caaaaaahhhhhhssss?”

    HAHAHAHAH!

  2. says

    HA HA HAAHA! Hey, why don’t you guys bring in Swisher??

    I gotta find that commercial on youtube – ain’t seen it here. I love the MLB09 commercials with Pedroia – those are f’ing funny.

  3. says

    Ok, just to be clear – we’re talking about baseball here – the one where folks throw a smallish ball around and whack it with a stick?

    Sorry about your trainwreck of a game CPP. If it helps any, you’ll finally be getting that post about my therapy shortly now. And I will be happy to answer questions after…

  4. says

    Dude,
    On the bright side nobody at the ballpark will get to go wee-wee during God Bless America. Now, doesn’t that make up for the 20-2 score or whatever? I was going to write more but I just realized it’s baseball and I dont give a flying fuck.

  5. says

    What the fuck are you ranting about, Baseball?
    Shit.
    The Blazers just got stomped on, like I could give a rat’s ass, I didn’t bother to see who won at Phoenix tonight and if I ain’t mistaken, there was a pee wee game around the corner yesterday, except maybe the mother fucker got rained out.
    Let me tell ya sumthin’, my 95 year old Granny is all over that Baseball shit,sometimes I gotta keep up with that shit.
    Fuck the Fuckin’ Yankees.

  6. jc says

    It was very kind of them to let all the players on the other team score. Reminds me of tee ball.

  7. Hap says

    The Raiders? That’s what a twenty-year old dumpster fire looks like. Al Davis acts like a ninety-year cigarette smoker with a lighter and no short-term memory. He makes the Cleveland Browns management team look competent and sane.

  8. paulie says

    Are you seriously a Yankees fan? That’s kind of like rooting for Microsoft…or Exxon…

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