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Apr 16 2009

Adobe Acrobat 9.1 Pro Sucks My Fucking Ass!!!111!ELEVENTY!1!!

It’s totally fucking slow, it crashes constantly, it renders text like absolute shit, and the menus are incomprefuckinghensible.

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  1. 1
    TomJoe

    Still using 7.0 here.

  2. 2
    Comrade PhysioProf

    I was happily using 7.0–which kicked fucking ass–until I was forced to upgrade in order to fill out NIH electronic grant applications.

  3. 3
    Professor in Training

    You need to switch to the amazingness of the Mac. Then you’ll be so much cooler than you are now and any problems you have with Acrobat will fade away.

  4. 4
    Spiny Norman

    Nope. Adobe products will still painfully blow bloody chunks of feces-encrusted intestinal lining out of our rectum, even if you use a Mac. The problem is not the OS. The problem is Adobe.

  5. 5
    Dr. Feelgood

    I am an acrobat 7 guy. All I need is that fucking magical typewriter button to write on forms and be able to print PDFs and I am happy….

  6. 6
    Platypus

    I couldn’t agree more. Why does this progam make me install updates every two days????? WTF. And i use it on a mac and it constantly starts bopping around in my dashboard like it needs attention. I vote no.

  7. 7
    Art

    Its not respondig everytime I open a PDF!!!! It lets me view the PDF for 10 sec, then 45 sec not responding. WTF ADOBE!

  8. 8
    JD

    I don’t know how Acrobat Professional got on my damned computer; I only want to READ PDFs occasionally! But it did, and then started demanding money from me, and now it’s taking 15 or 20 minutes to uninstall. I found something called Sumatra PDF reader and I hope it works so I can never have to deal with ANYTHING from Adobe ever again!

  9. 9
    Rob

    Yes, Acrobat Fucking Sucks My Big Fat Cock!! I fucking HATE THAT FUCKING EXCUSE FOR AN APP!!!!!!

  10. 10
    Adobeisevilstupidity

    FUck those fucking updates to hell. What the fuck is the point? adobe acrobat – fuck adobe, fuck acrobat fuck all adobe employees

  11. 11
    RocketRog

    I concur. My experience with the Adobe suite of products is that they suck fucking donkey cocks

  12. 12
    Joe

    A-fucking-men

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